...for this.

...ETA: 11 days, and counting, for this.

Gateway confirms that all the parts are in, and it's just waiting in the production queue.

...for this:



No, I didn't forget. Just got tied up in the Microsoft double secret training.

And yes, I'm running short on CX200X photos.

...ETA: 16 days, and counting for this:

...for this:



Gateway still reports the status as Order Processing, whatever that means.

...for this:

...for this:

Ah, well, I expected it. And actually, the repairs are an improvement, of a sort: previously, the M200 couldn't detect when the screen was rotated and laid flat for Tablet use. Instead, it would decide that the lid was closed, and it would go to sleep.

Now when I rotate the screen and lay it flat, the M200 doesn't go to sleep. Of course, when I just close the lid, it doesn't go to sleep, either: it just keeps on running, sucking up all the battery power and heating up the carrying case. And when I rotate the screen and lay it flat, the M200 doesn't actually detect that it has rotated, and it doesn't flip into portrait mode.

Oh, well. I can always manually rotate into portrait mode. And I can always manually put it to sleep.

20 more days. Almost 19...

UPDATE: On the plus side, it's now detecting the battery, and the keyboard is working well. Thanks, CPR of Grand Rapids!

...the fine folks from CPR of Grand Rapids have once again exceeded expectations, repairing my M200 in just three days.

I'm not getting my hopes up. It's still a Toshiba. But it's working well enough to write this post.

...for this.

(This one's just for my buddy, Epee Bill.)

...for this.

Due to a paperwork snafu, my Gateway CX200X has been pushed back three business days, five total days. ETA 22 days, and counting. Grrr...

My buddy Josh Holmes sends this link.

All right, I guess I can ease up on them now. For now, I'll only give my opinion on Toshibas when someone asks for it.

Due to a very large number of business opportunities coming up, including a can't-miss training opportunity in the Seattle area, we have decided to postpone our Tablet PC Programming BootCamp in Boston. Details when we learn more.

I was looking forward to that class, but there just wasn't time to get properly prepared for it and attend the new training that opened up and prepare for other classes and conferences and finish up my book. I'm burning the candle at all three ends as it is. So it's better to postpone and do it right than to try for the unattainable and disappoint the students.

As a consolation prize for me missing the class, I'll have to settle for being home for this. Darn!

And hey, if you want to see a really, really powerful Tablet PC in action, just join us when we reschedule the class!

My Gateway CX200X

• Microsoft® Windows® XP Tablet PC Edition


• Microsoft® Works 8.0 (I know, I know... But you can't not order this with a Gateway machine, unless you order something more; and I already have licenses for the something more...)


• Intel® Pentium® M Processor 770 (2.13GHz, 533MHz FSB, 2MB L2 cache)


• 2048MB 533MHz DDR2 SDRAM (2-1024MB modules)


• ATI Radeon X600 64MB Graphics w/ HyperMemory Technology


• 80GB 5400rpm Serial ATA hard drive


• Notebook Total Protection Plan — 4 year parts/labor/on-site/4 year technical support w/ 4 year Accidental Damage Protection


• Integrated 802.11b/g wireless networking card


• Primary 12-cell Lithium ion battery with AC pack and 1 yr. limited battery warranty (to accommodate additional cells, this battery extends beyond the end of the system)


• Additional Primary 12-Cell Lithium ion battery and 1-yr. limited battery warranty (to accommodate additional cells, this battery extends beyond the end of the system)


• Microsoft® One Note, Microsoft® Experience Pack and Microsoft® Education Pack (Gotta have OneNote for my Tablet!)


• Norton AntiVirus 90 day introductory offer


• 7-in-1 media card reader (Memory Stick®, Memory Stick Pro®, MultiMediaCard™, Secure Digital™, xD Picture Card, Mini Secure Digital™, RS-MultiMediaCard™)


• Modular 8x Multi-Format Double Layer DVD Writer (DVD±R/±RW/CD-RW)


• Type II PC card slot


• (3) USB 2.0, IEEE 1394 (FireWire), VGA


• 14.0" WXGA TFT Active Matrix (1280 x 768 max. resolution) with Rotating Hinge for Tablet Functionality


• Full-Size Keyboard and EZ Pad® Pointing Device


• Gateway Executive Stylus w/ Continuous Sensing Technology


• Integrated sound and stereo speakers, headphone/speaker jack, and mic jacks


• Integrated V.92 56K modem


• Integrated Broadcom® 10/100/1000 Ethernet Adapter


• Six months America Online® Internet access (Another one of those things Gateway is just gonna give you, like it or not.)


• Adobe® Acrobat Reader® 6.0


• Microsoft® Windows® XP Tablet (SP2) Backup CD

And best of all, it's not a Toshiba! Never buy a Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

Ever have a night when you really need to get up early, and yet things keep you up late, and finally it seems like the safest course is just to stay up? Or does that only happen to me? Either way, this is one of those nights. In five-and-a-half hours, my plane leaves Atlanta. I've been away from Sandy and the dogs and our home for four weeks. I am going to be on that plane. And I already learned this week that this hotel's wake-up calls are still pretty unreliable. And while the M200 has pretty good speakers and usually serves as my alarm clock, it's having some problems right now. (Never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.) And this 3500 has had the speakers repaired, but they pretty much suck, and I can barely hear them. (Never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.)

So at this point, the safe way to be sure I'm on that plane is to stay awake until I board, and then sleep on the plane. So to find things to keep me going, I decided to do something I haven't done in a while. It's time for another installment of Seen around the tech blogs.

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Richard Hale Shaw makes an interesting argument against the C# using statement (not the using directive; and thank you, C# team, for that bit of confusing language). I disagree with him; but it will take time and sleep before I can fully explain why. The short preview: he says you can't force people to use your class correctly; I say I can, and I'll show you how, soon.

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Joe Kunk passes along some suggestions on porting MFC code to .NET, including some discussion of tools to automate parts of the port. Since I have a presentation on this topic, I'm going to check out those tools.

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From the Earth to the Moon links to this discussion of where the Apollo capsules are today. Until it shut down, the Michigan Space and Science Center in Jackson was home to the Apollo 9 capsule. (Commander McDivitt was a Jackson-area native.) I used to go there for inspiration whenever I had a spare afternoon. When I think of what those engineers accomplished at a time where the sum total of all the computers at NASA amounted to less memory than I have in my hand, I realize that no job of mine is that tough. It was a sad day when I learned that MSSC had closed. Now I have to go all the way to San Diego to see Apollo 9. Of course, my flight home tomorrow ends in Dayton (I started this trip with INETA meetings in Cincinatti and Dayton), and Apollo 15 is at the Air Force museum there; and later this year I'll be in Huntsville for another INETA presentation, where Apollo 16 is. So I'll get my fixes then. (Bonus: outside of Dayton and on the road toward home is the Neil Armstrong Museum!)

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James Avery is looking to switch blog engines, and wishes he had a decent, easy to use and extend .NET solution. I could be wrong, James, but I think it will be really easy to build your own with ASP.NET 2.0.

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Tablet PC Buzz points out this post by Josh Einstein about fixes that will make Tablet PC components work properly under .NET Framework 2.0. I'm getting a new version of Tablet UML ready, so this was important news to me!

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Space Law Probe has a round-up of reactions to China's manned space launch.

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I don't have James Hudnall under Tech Blogs, because I think of him as a comics guy. His Espers is one of my favorite series. But he's also a computer geek. This week, he posted about the latest story on e-paper, and we drooled over the possible comic book applications.

Marvel has released 40 Years Of The Amazing Spider-Man on CD. I haven't picked it up yet, because I'm afraid someone may get it for me as a gift, and I wouldn't want to spoil that. I really would love to read that collection on a Tablet PC (particularly my new Gateway CX200X Tablet PC, to be ordered next week); but a programmable e-paper comic would be equally cool.

(And I hope that Marvel and DC and others release a lot more of their back stock this way.)

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Mike Swanson shows off the 5 best videos from the PDC. I wish I could've been there, but I was earning the money that will pay for my new Gateway CX200X Tablet PC.

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Matt Propst announces the Formal Cancellation of Grand Valley Programming Competition. That's too bad, but I hope they can pull it off next year. Josh Holmes and I were asked to be judges. One of my oldest programming memories is high school programming competitions at Grand Valley, so this would've been like going full circle.

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And speaking of Josh Holmes, he has a couple of posts on his latest work with Compact Framework and Win CE. Josh is my goto guy on this Windows handheld stuff, and he should be yours, too.

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Sam Gentile posts about a Channel 9 interview with him and Ward Cunningham. Since neither gentleman is shy — especially with their opinions! — it's pretty no-holds-barred.

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And speaking of Robert Scoble (the guy behind Channel 9), he's on a crusade to get Microsoft to focus on blog searching.

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Julie Lerman has a 512MB memory chip for a Toshiba Portege M200. Julie, Julie, Julie... Some day you'll learn: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

Look at this Gateway CX200X Tablet PC, Julie. Look at the 14" wide-screen. Isn't it... tempting? Look at that optional 4-year, on-site, parts and labor and accidental damage warranty look... comforting?

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Lora at What Is New posts that the Windows Mobile PC Team (i.e., the Tablet team plus) now has a group blog.

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And speaking of the Windows Mobile PC Team... This is a little belated note (since I just learned of their blog from Lora): they write of the work their people did in helping to support Hurricane Katrina relief. I've already noted the contributions by Best Buy, WalMart, Home Depot, Edward Jones, McDonald's, and others; so it's only fair that I point out that my favorite software company has pledged over $9 million in cash, materials, and support to the relief effort. Thank you, Microsoft.

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Howard Lovy has retired NanoBot. That's too bad, but his new job probably keeps him plenty busy.

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Thom Robbins forwards an announcement of the general availability of the "Project Server Visual Studio Team System Connector" application. "The solution provides guidance for integrating Project Server and Visual Studio Team System. It demonstrates how Project Server and Visual Studio Team System can be integrated together to provide extended value for project and resource managers and guides developers through the process of building and customizing components that link the project management and software development tools. This is a foundation for partners to build applications that can integrate the two server products and provide specialized functionality."

As someone who's more and more excited about process and practices, I'm pleased by this news.

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James Kendrick — a.k.a. jkOnTheRun — links to this Detroit Free Press story about Bill Gates's visit to Ann Arbor. (Oh, sure, Bill... Come to town when I'm three or four states away! OK, I wouldn't have been invited anyway, since his presentation was for students. But still...) I think the story hints at one reason why I suspect for Microsoft's strong support for the Tablet PC: Bill loves his Tablet, and has wanted one for a long time. You don't believe me? He described his vision of the platform in drooling detail way back in The Road Ahead (or maybe it was Business @ the Speed of Thought — I'm on the road, remember, so I don't have my books with me). There are few people who are more fanatical about Tablet PCs than I am, but Bill's clearly one of them. And so I have a sneaking suspicion that, just as Microsoft will always sell a version of Basic so long as Bill's involved, so too will they make sure that somebody's making new Tablet PCs for Bill to play with.

(NOTE: The above is tongue-in-cheek, and I know nothing about Microsoft's internal platform decisions nor the reasons for those decisions. But I do know that it's true that Bill loves his Tablet PCs.)

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And speaking of jkOnTheRun... He links to more proof that Toshibas are junk. And he has a plea:

Let’s help Tracy get her Tablet back. Anyone with a Toshiba horror story about repair or customer service difficulties please chime in here with a comment. Let’s see if a string of unsatisfied customers can get Toshiba’s attention about Tracy’s plight. It’s worth a shot as she has nothing to lose since she is already without her precious.

I'm about to throw some links your way, James, as you asked. But at this point, you may already know my conclusion: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

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There! That worked out just about perfectly. I planned to start prepping and packing at 0600, and it's 0553. That gives me just enough time to do a cursory proofread, and then post.

When next you hear from me, I hope to be H*O*M*E! Sandy, I'm on my way!

Ever have a night when you really need to get up early, and yet things keep you up late, and finally it seems like the safest course is just to stay up? Or does that only happen to me? Either way, this is one of those nights. In five-and-a-half hours, my plane leaves Atlanta. I've been away from Sandy and the dogs and our home for four weeks. I am going to be on that plane. And I already learned this week that this hotel's wake-up calls are still pretty unreliable. And while the M200 has pretty good speakers and usually serves as my alarm clock, it's having some problems right now. (Never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.) And this 3500 has had the speakers repaired, but they pretty much suck, and I can barely hear them. (Never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.)

So at this point, the safe way to be sure I'm on that plane is to stay awake until I board, and then sleep on the plane. So to find things to keep me going, I decided to do something I haven't done in a while. It's time for another installment of Seen around the tech blogs.

--------------------------------------------------------

Richard Hale Shaw makes an interesting argument against the C# using statement (not the using directive; and thank you, C# team, for that bit of confusing language). I disagree with him; but it will take time and sleep before I can fully explain why. The short preview: he says you can't force people to use your class correctly; I say I can, and I'll show you how, soon.

--------------------------------------------------------

Joe Kunk passes along some suggestions on porting MFC code to .NET, including some discussion of tools to automate parts of the port. Since I have a presentation on this topic, I'm going to check out those tools.

--------------------------------------------------------

From the Earth to the Moon links to this discussion of where the Apollo capsules are today. Until it shut down, the Michigan Space and Science Center in Jackson was home to the Apollo 9 capsule. (Commander McDivitt was a Jackson-area native.) I used to go there for inspiration whenever I had a spare afternoon. When I think of what those engineers accomplished at a time where the sum total of all the computers at NASA amounted to less memory than I have in my hand, I realize that no job of mine is that tough. It was a sad day when I learned that MSSC had closed. Now I have to go all the way to San Diego to see Apollo 9. Of course, my flight home tomorrow ends in Dayton (I started this trip with INETA meetings in Cincinatti and Dayton), and Apollo 15 is at the Air Force museum there; and later this year I'll be in Huntsville for another INETA presentation, where Apollo 16 is. So I'll get my fixes then. (Bonus: outside of Dayton and on the road toward home is the Neil Armstrong Museum!)

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James Avery is looking to switch blog engines, and wishes he had a decent, easy to use and extend .NET solution. I could be wrong, James, but I think it will be really easy to build your own with ASP.NET 2.0.

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Tablet PC Buzz points out this post by Josh Einstein about fixes that will make Tablet PC components work properly under .NET Framework 2.0. I'm getting a new version of Tablet UML ready, so this was important news to me!

--------------------------------------------------------

Space Law Probe has a round-up of reactions to China's manned space launch.

--------------------------------------------------------

I don't have James Hudnall under Tech Blogs, because I think of him as a comics guy. His Espers is one of my favorite series. But he's also a computer geek. This week, he posted about the latest story on e-paper, and we drooled over the possible comic book applications.

Marvel has released 40 Years Of The Amazing Spider-Man on CD. I haven't picked it up yet, because I'm afraid someone may get it for me as a gift, and I wouldn't want to spoil that. I really would love to read that collection on a Tablet PC (particularly my new Gateway CX200X Tablet PC, to be ordered next week); but a programmable e-paper comic would be equally cool.

(And I hope that Marvel and DC and others release a lot more of their back stock this way.)

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Mike Swanson shows off the 5 best videos from the PDC. I wish I could've been there, but I was earning the money that will pay for my new Gateway CX200X Tablet PC.

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Matt Propst announces the Formal Cancellation of Grand Valley Programming Competition. That's too bad, but I hope they can pull it off next year. Josh Holmes and I were asked to be judges. One of my oldest programming memories is high school programming competitions at Grand Valley, so this would've been like going full circle.

--------------------------------------------------------

And speaking of Josh Holmes, he has a couple of posts on his latest work with Compact Framework and Win CE. Josh is my goto guy on this Windows handheld stuff, and he should be yours, too.

--------------------------------------------------------

Sam Gentile posts about a Channel 9 interview with him and Ward Cunningham. Since neither gentleman is shy — especially with their opinions! — it's pretty no-holds-barred.

--------------------------------------------------------

And speaking of Robert Scoble (the guy behind Channel 9), he's on a crusade to get Microsoft to focus on blog searching.

--------------------------------------------------------

Julie Lerman has a 512MB memory chip for a Toshiba Portege M200. Julie, Julie, Julie... Some day you'll learn: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

Look at this Gateway CX200X Tablet PC, Julie. Look at the 14" wide-screen. Isn't it... tempting? Look at that optional 4-year, on-site, parts and labor and accidental damage warranty look... comforting?

--------------------------------------------------------

Lora at What Is New posts that the Windows Mobile PC Team (i.e., the Tablet team plus) now has a group blog.

--------------------------------------------------------

And speaking of the Windows Mobile PC Team... This is a little belated note (since I just learned of their blog from Lora): they write of the work their people did in helping to support Hurricane Katrina relief. I've already noted the contributions by Best Buy, WalMart, Home Depot, Edward Jones, McDonald's, and others; so it's only fair that I point out that my favorite software company has pledged over $9 million in cash, materials, and support to the relief effort. Thank you, Microsoft.

--------------------------------------------------------

Howard Lovy has retired NanoBot. That's too bad, but his new job probably keeps him plenty busy.

--------------------------------------------------------

Thom Robbins forwards an announcement of the general availability of the "Project Server Visual Studio Team System Connector" application. "The solution provides guidance for integrating Project Server and Visual Studio Team System. It demonstrates how Project Server and Visual Studio Team System can be integrated together to provide extended value for project and resource managers and guides developers through the process of building and customizing components that link the project management and software development tools. This is a foundation for partners to build applications that can integrate the two server products and provide specialized functionality."

As someone who's more and more excited about process and practices, I'm pleased by this news.

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James Kendrick — a.k.a. jkOnTheRun — links to this Detroit Free Press story about Bill Gates's visit to Ann Arbor. (Oh, sure, Bill... Come to town when I'm three or four states away! OK, I wouldn't have been invited anyway, since his presentation was for students. But still...) I think the story hints at one reason why I suspect for Microsoft's strong support for the Tablet PC: Bill loves his Tablet, and has wanted one for a long time. You don't believe me? He described his vision of the platform in drooling detail way back in The Road Ahead (or maybe it was Business @ the Speed of Thought — I'm on the road, remember, so I don't have my books with me). There are few people who are more fanatical about Tablet PCs than I am, but Bill's clearly one of them. And so I have a sneaking suspicion that, just as Microsoft will always sell a version of Basic so long as Bill's involved, so too will they make sure that somebody's making new Tablet PCs for Bill to play with.

(NOTE: The above is tongue-in-cheek, and I know nothing about Microsoft's internal platform decisions nor the reasons for those decisions. But I do know that it's true that Bill loves his Tablet PCs.)

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And speaking of jkOnTheRun... He links to more proof that Toshibas are junk. And he has a plea:

Let’s help Tracy get her Tablet back. Anyone with a Toshiba horror story about repair or customer service difficulties please chime in here with a comment. Let’s see if a string of unsatisfied customers can get Toshiba’s attention about Tracy’s plight. It’s worth a shot as she has nothing to lose since she is already without her precious.

I'm about to throw some links your way, James, as you asked. But at this point, you may already know my conclusion: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

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There! That worked out just about perfectly. I planned to start prepping and packing at 0600, and it's 0553. That gives me just enough time to do a cursory proofread, and then post.

When next you hear from me, I hope to be H*O*M*E! Sandy, I'm on my way!

So because of the keyboard failure on my Toshiba M200, I have to work on my backup machine, which is, unfortunately, another Toshiba. This is the old Portege 3500 that occasionally locks up. (I still suspect heat.)

Today, it locked up again. At least this time, it didn't corrupt any databases in the process. (I've learned to make hourly backups with this machine.)

I can't wait to get home, so I can order my new Gateway CX200X Tablet PC...

Never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

UPDATE: And now the 3500's cooling fan is making that lovely clack-clack-clack sound again...

UPDATE: Fixed a typo. Can't blame it on the Toshiba, but I'm in a mood to do just that.

UPDATE: Fair is fair. This problem may have been as simple as a stuck key on the keyboard. Using a USB keyboard (as suggested by the ingenious Josh Holmes), I was unable to log in at first; but after letting it sit idle for a bit, somehow I got in. (I'm still not sure how.) Yet when I tried to do anything with either keyboard, all I got was a continuous string of back-slashes. On the theory that the \ key might be stuck, I tried cleaning under it, jostling it, and hitting it repeatedly. But it just kept repeating. So I let the machine sit idle for a couple of hours, and it seems to have stopped. So it may be a sticky key; but it may be a flaky keyboard circuit somewhere. Either way, I don't trust it yet.

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UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: So much for the stuck key theory. I was doing some light work with the M200, and all seemed well. I set the machine down and walked away to take care of dinner. When I came back, the | key (i.e., the shifted \ key) was repeating and repeating — in my source code, no less! Every once in a while, a string of \ would appear, as well as the occasional 6, and once in a while just blank spaces. This is no stuck key. It's a malfunction somewhere in the keyboard circuits, or in the mother board.

My original judgement stands: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk. Gateway, here I come!

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So as if I didn't already have enough problems with my Toshiba Portege M200, now the keyboard has stopped working. CTRL and ALT work most of the time. SHIFT works occasionally. And that's it. That means I can't even log in.

That's it. Enough. I'm done with Toshibas, for good. Never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

So just in case any search engines are looking for my opinion on Toshiba...

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Want a review of the M200? Never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

Wondering about Toshiba reliability? Never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

Looking for a good Tablet PC? They're out there. Check out the Acer TravelMate C314XMI Tablet PC, the HP Compaq TC4200 Tablet PC, the Xplore rugged tablet, the Lenovo ThinkPad Tablet PC version, the Fujitsu models, the Gateway models, the Motion Computing models... But whatever you do, never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

Will they fix it if there's a problem? Sure, but that just opens the door for another problem. Never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

Want to know more about Toshiba computers? Never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

I'm pleased that a lot of people are coming to this site looking for Tablet PC training. That's good to know. But here's some free advice for people learning to program Tablet PCs: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

Hey, all you people coming to this site for opinions on Borders Rewards vs. the Barnes and Noble discount program... Here's some free advice for you, too: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

And all of you folks coming here looking for UML examples, I have the same advice for you: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

And what else seems to bring visitors here? Let's see... Superman, Green Lantern, Batman, DC, Marvel, graphic novels... Yeah, all you comic fans, you're smart enough to figure out the message by now: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

And I sometimes get people looking for Frederick Meijer Gardens and the big horse statue. You folks, too, should know: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

And just in case I missed anybody, here's some general advice for the masses: never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

Oh, I almost forgot: all you fencers out there should never buy Toshiba. Toshibas are junk.

An open letter to Toshiba:

My first Toshiba computer was a Portege 3500 Tablet PC. It was the most powerful Tablet PC on the market at the time, and packed with features. It was the only Tablet PC for programmers, and I was thrilled to get it.

As time went by, it very occasionally just locked up. I never did find a reason, but it seemed to happen more in summer months. Air conditioning gives my wife a sinus headache, so our house gets pretty warm in the summer. I suspected (but couldn't prove) that the machine had less tolerance for heat than the ThinkPads I've had in the past.

After almost a year, the Tablet screen developed wandering dead zones, where the pen just could not draw. The mouse could move the cursor there, but the pen couldn't. The dead zones were always one complete horizontal or vertical band across the screen, but not always in the same place. When I called Toshiba tech support, the tech on the phone didn't seem to know what a Tablet PC was. When I said the pen couldn't draw, he thought it was a screen redraw problem, not a pen input problem. He told me to reinstall the video drivers, and maybe the whole OS. When I told him that wasn't the problem and I wasn't going to reinstall the OS, he lost interest in helping me. Other 3500 owners told me to pinch the edges of the screen near the dead zones. I laughed, but I tried it. To my surpprise, it worked: the dead zones went away — but only temporarily. Eventually, I would learn the cause of the wandering dead zones: the glue used to hold the screens together was inferior, and over time it gave out. The screen front and back became able to separate. And when they did so, they might pull the antenna leads loose in the screen, so that the radio signals in the pen couldn't reach the sensors in the screen edge. When I pinched the screen edges, I reclosed the contacts, and also gave the glue a brief reinforcement to hold together.

My second Toshiba was another Portege 3500 Tablet PC, a refurbished model ordered in a rush when the LCD display failed on my first Toshiba, five days before I had to teach a class. I ordered an identical 3500, swapped the hard drives and memory as soon as it arrived, and drove the old machine with the new drive to the local Toshiba service center (CPR of Grand Rapids, where some very kind, patient, helpful, and hard working people can be found). I told them not to rush, as I had a working system. Eventually, they found that they had to replace the mother board.

Within less than a month, the second 3500 had wandering dead zones.

My third and last Toshiba computer is a Portege M200 Tablet PC. Feature for feature, it was far cooler than the 3500s — and to Toshiba's credit, this one has never developed wandering dead zones. I got this machine as part of a Microsoft partner program, while my first 3500 was still in the shop. So I switched all my work over to the more powerful machine, and life was good.

Meanwhile, the first 3500 finally came back from the shop with a new motherboard. CPR had also fixed the wandering dead zones. Since they knew how to fix those and the second 3500 had the same problem, I took that in to them. Meanwhile, the first 3500 sat mostly unused, since I was sticking with the M200.

Then the M200's video went out. Back into the shop with it. Eventually, they had to replace the motherboard.

While the M200 was in the shop, I fell back on 3500 #1. The wandering dead zones were back.

I also decided to set up 3500 #2 as a laptop for my niece to use for school. I went to log in — and remember, I had never before used the hard drive for this machine, having swapped drives as soon as it arrived — and found that the Administrator account didn't have Administrator privileges. That made it impossible to install anything on the machine, and frankly shouldn't have been possible. Eventually, my buddy Josh Holmes diagnosed the problem: there was a hidden log-in with an unreadable name that did have Administrator privileges. That was a sure sign of a virus that had stolen Administrator privileges for itself and then taken them from the Administrator account to protect itself. Since I had never used the machine, I could only conclude that it had shipped with the virus. Now that's not necessarily Toshiba's fault, since I bought it from a refurbisher/reseller. And remember again: I had never before used the hard drive for this machine, so I had nothing to lose from just wiping the drive.

Nothing, that is, but money and time. To keep weight down, Toshiba hadn't installed DVD or CD drives in these models. So to reformat and reinstall, I had to boot from an external DVD drive. But not just any external DVD drive (Josh and I tried): it had to be a special, Toshiba-made drive, one which was both expensive and hard to track down. It took weeks for CPR to find the drive. Once they found it, it worked as advertised, and I was able to get 3500 #2 up and running.

Meanwhile, my M200 was out of the shop. I was happy. And the next time it went into the shop, it was entirely my fault: I cracked the LCD. So I can't complain about that.

(I haven't even mentioned the missing screws. The screws in the bottom of the M200 and the 3500s just seem to loosen with time, and occasionally fall out. I've taken to tightening them every week, just as a precaution.)

But barely a week after I got it back from the shop, the video developed an incurable case of "snow" all over the screen. Back to the shop with it, and back to 3500 #1 for me.

And the problems with 3500 #1 continued. I was in Atlanta and Boston in warm weather; and as I had seen in Michigan, sometimes it just plain locked up. Once it took two days of my work with it.

Meanwhile, my brother-in-law called me while I was on the road. My niece was having a problem with 3500 #2. It would lock up every couple of hours. I told him I suspected heat problems. He stuck pop bottle caps under it to elevate it and put a small fan behind it to blow air underneath. It hasn't locked up since.

Amd this week was the last straw. CPR called to say my M200 was ready. They had to replace the motherboard again (meaning it's now on its third motherboard). My sister helpfully picked it up and mailed it to my hotel in Seattle. I was so happy to get back on the newer, more powerful machine. But I quickly found out that now the Power Meter cannot detect that there's a battery installed. As soon as I unplug the machine, it turns off, losing all work in progress. And even worse for a convertible Tablet PC: the rotation sensor doesn't seem to be working. If I rotate the screen and lay it flat for writing, it acts like I just closed the screen: it goes into Standby mode, and stays there until I rotate the screen back up.

That's it. Enough. Sorry, Toshiba, but I can't take it any more. There's something wrong when I can tell you three different routes from my house to CPR and tell you which one will get you there fastest in various traffic conditions. I'll give you this: you have faithfully honored the warranties without question, and the folks at CPR really are helpful and knowledgeable. But that's not enough. I can't afford to keep risking my work and my time on your lemons. I plan to get another Tablet PC soon, and your new M4 seems to have ideal specs for my needs; but I'm not about to use another Toshiba computer. I'll find a more reliable machine.

For a long time now, I've been using the phrase "Smart Cocktail Napkin" to describe a class of Tablet PC applications that let a user sketch out an idea, and the computer understands what was drawn and adds meaning to it. Most of the Gold Nugget app ideas so far are examples of Smart Cocktail Napkin applications.

Well, these folks beat me to the metaphor by nearly a decade: The Electronic Cocktail Napkin Project. In their own words:

The Electronic Cocktail Napkin is a pen based drawing environment written in Macintosh Common Lisp. It aims to support designing using hand drawn sketches and diagrams. We want to make it easy to make expressive drawings — as easy as pencil and paper — that can also be managed and interpreted by the program. We'd like to take advantage of designers' experience with the rich tradition of drawing and the directness of pencil and paper as well as the symbolic and numeric manipulations that computers make possible. In other words, we want to work with pencil and intelligent paper.

This was NSF-funded research work. They really did some good, ground-breaking research and thought. While the Tablet PC hardware and API have exceeded their hardware platform, their vision of what can be done with the hardware is still forward-thinking today. If you're looking for people who have really thought about how a pen adds power to a computer, start with The Design Group.

For a long time now, I've been using the phrase "Smart Cocktail Napkin" to describe a class of Tablet PC applications that let a user sketch out an idea, and the computer understands what was drawn and adds meaning to it. Most of the Gold Nugget app ideas so far are examples of Smart Cocktail Napkin applications.

Well, these folks beat me to the metaphor by nearly a decade: The Electronic Cocktail Napkin Project. In their own words:

The Electronic Cocktail Napkin is a pen based drawing environment written in Macintosh Common Lisp. It aims to support designing using hand drawn sketches and diagrams. We want to make it easy to make expressive drawings — as easy as pencil and paper — that can also be managed and interpreted by the program. We'd like to take advantage of designers' experience with the rich tradition of drawing and the directness of pencil and paper as well as the symbolic and numeric manipulations that computers make possible. In other words, we want to work with pencil and intelligent paper.

This was NSF-funded research work. They really did some good, ground-breaking research and thought. While the Tablet PC hardware and API have exceeded their hardware platform, their vision of what can be done with the hardware is still forward-thinking today. If you're looking for people who have really thought about how a pen adds power to a computer, start with The Design Group.

This one's pretty vague, because I've never studied chemistry after high school; but I know that chemical diagrams are easy to draw by hand, and hard to create in a typical word processor or graphics package. So Chem Pad would allow a chemist to draw the diagram by hand; and then the app would apply chemical knowledge to create a cleaned-up, ready-for-publication version of the diagram. Chem Pad should run as a stand-alone app that can svae the diagrams or copy them to the clipboard; and it should also run as an MS Word add-in that can automatically insert the images into the text.

Chem Pad could also do things such as calculating the molecular wait of the diagram as drawn, automatically adding valence numbers, and maybe even identifying flaws in the diagram. And since there are high-end chemical visualization tools out there, Chem Pad should export to their file formats. There's probably a lot more that it should do; but I'm not a chemist, so I can't think what that might be. If you can, I can teach you how to write Chem Pad.

This one's pretty vague, because I've never studied chemistry after high school; but I know that chemical diagrams are easy to draw by hand, and hard to create in a typical word processor or graphics package. So Chem Pad would allow a chemist to draw the diagram by hand; and then the app would apply chemical knowledge to create a cleaned-up, ready-for-publication version of the diagram. Chem Pad should run as a stand-alone app that can svae the diagrams or copy them to the clipboard; and it should also run as an MS Word add-in that can automatically insert the images into the text.

Chem Pad could also do things such as calculating the molecular wait of the diagram as drawn, automatically adding valence numbers, and maybe even identifying flaws in the diagram. And since there are high-end chemical visualization tools out there, Chem Pad should export to their file formats. There's probably a lot more that it should do; but I'm not a chemist, so I can't think what that might be. If you can, I can teach you how to write Chem Pad.

Here's a variation on TacMap, one which was hinted at in that nugget. You let players use the pen to sketch out orders for movement and attacks and other actions in a turn-based strategy game. The player could draw various shapes on a particular unit to represent various actions, such as digging in, fortifying, building, planting, etc. The player could also draw paths for units to follow. And then the user could also switch modes (perhaps via the pen's barrel button, or perhaps even by voice command) to order units to attack particular targets. And the player should be able to click or tap on a unit to open a status window for that unit.

There's a lot more that a game like this should have: a good story line, compelling music, and great graphics. I'm not a game programmer, so I don't know how many other things you should add. But if you do, I can teach you how to write the pen and voice controls.

(For some sad reason, I keep getting an image of John Madden and his electronic whiteboard, and imagining that being animated. But I suspect that X's and O's just aren't good enough for today's graphics-obsessed gamer. Still, the TacMap game idea could work for a football game as well, if you supplied better graphics and sound.)

UPDATE: Oops! I forgot to mention that Tracking Systems is an extremely simple example of a Tablet PC game. It's not great, but it should get you thinking.

Here's a variation on TacMap, one which was hinted at in that nugget. You let players use the pen to sketch out orders for movement and attacks and other actions in a turn-based strategy game. The player could draw various shapes on a particular unit to represent various actions, such as digging in, fortifying, building, planting, etc. The player could also draw paths for units to follow. And then the user could also switch modes (perhaps via the pen's barrel button, or perhaps even by voice command) to order units to attack particular targets. And the player should be able to click or tap on a unit to open a status window for that unit.

There's a lot more that a game like this should have: a good story line, compelling music, and great graphics. I'm not a game programmer, so I don't know how many other things you should add. But if you do, I can teach you how to write the pen and voice controls.

(For some sad reason, I keep getting an image of John Madden and his electronic whiteboard, and imagining that being animated. But I suspect that X's and O's just aren't good enough for today's graphics-obsessed gamer. Still, the TacMap game idea could work for a football game as well, if you supplied better graphics and sound.)

UPDATE: Oops! I forgot to mention that Tracking Systems is an extremely simple example of a Tablet PC game. It's not great, but it should get you thinking.

Here's a Tablet PC gold nugget for any military programmers out there: TacMap, a tactical map for battle planning and evaluation. This app would allow a commander to use a simple pen to draw and update a battle map, either for planning an upcoming battle or for plotting observations and movements for a battle in progress.

TacMap should allow drawing or importing of maps, as well as of units and sets of units. A commander should be able to draw new enemy units as they're discovered, and should be able to drag and drop units to reflect plans or observations. The commander should be able to tap or click a unit to pop up a detail window to add status information and issue orders. (If you're really ambitious, you could even allow the commander to open a communications channel to friendly units by way of the detail window.)

The commander should also be able to modify the map on the fly, drawing in obstacles, hazards, and other terrain features as the battlefield changes.

For battle planning purposes, you might even allow units to be animated. The commander could sketch out a path for each unit to follow, and could also and time marks to indicate when a given unit is expected to reach a given point. The commander could also designate fire arcs and fire rates or other instructions. Meanwhile, another commander playing the role of the enemy could plot out likely tactics for opposing units. Then the map could be animated, so that the command staff could watch the plans play out and look for possible problems.

That's a start. I've never been in the military, and I'm not a tactician, so I can't envision everything TacMap should do. But if you can, I can teach you how to write it.

Here's a Tablet PC gold nugget for any military programmers out there: TacMap, a tactical map for battle planning and evaluation. This app would allow a commander to use a simple pen to draw and update a battle map, either for planning an upcoming battle or for plotting observations and movements for a battle in progress.

TacMap should allow drawing or importing of maps, as well as of units and sets of units. A commander should be able to draw new enemy units as they're discovered, and should be able to drag and drop units to reflect plans or observations. The commander should be able to tap or click a unit to pop up a detail window to add status information and issue orders. (If you're really ambitious, you could even allow the commander to open a communications channel to friendly units by way of the detail window.)

The commander should also be able to modify the map on the fly, drawing in obstacles, hazards, and other terrain features as the battlefield changes.

For battle planning purposes, you might even allow units to be animated. The commander could sketch out a path for each unit to follow, and could also and time marks to indicate when a given unit is expected to reach a given point. The commander could also designate fire arcs and fire rates or other instructions. Meanwhile, another commander playing the role of the enemy could plot out likely tactics for opposing units. Then the map could be animated, so that the command staff could watch the plans play out and look for possible problems.

That's a start. I've never been in the military, and I'm not a tactician, so I can't envision everything TacMap should do. But if you can, I can teach you how to write it.

I forgot about this nugget; and it's one you may want to consider as part of building this or one of these. The idea would be that, rather than just building a custom Smart Blueprint app, you would build a framework that allows you to plug symbol sets into a basic map drawing component. The map drawing piece would support drawing and dimensioning frames or layouts, and maybe importing of existing maps; and the plug-in API would let you design symbol grammars and attach them to data and meaning behind the diagram. This would be a lot of work to do for one Smart Blueprint app, but it would make further Smart Blueprint apps a lot easier.

And you know what I have to say next: I can teach you how to write that framework.