Curse you, Dean Esmay! If not for you, I might've remained blissfully ignorant of that evil time waster, YouTube.

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I give this kid great credit for how naturally he moves through this whole clip.

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Who says sabre fencers never thrust?

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Oh, sure... We have five dogs, and six horses. I can't keep track of the cats. But I can't have one penguin?

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OK, if I can't have a penguin...

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Reminds me of when MTV was MTV.

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Until now, I never knew he died due to complications from AIDS.

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Kevin Sawicki has too much time on his hands. And too much clay.



I'm envious.

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Must... avoid... video... store... Too... close... to... Christmas...

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Oh, sure... You train them to operate light switches. Next thing you know, they'll figure out computers. That'll be the end of everything!



And in case you doubt that they have reason to take revenge...

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With bytes and kilohertz, they did this:



What could we do with terabytes and gigahertz?

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It really does look like YouTube is the modern successor to classic MTV.

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I've never understood why anyone finds this photocopy stunt amusing. But this guy, he made it funny!

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Words fail me...